I went looking for something on Facebook recently and discovered I was dead. Let me explain. I discovered some time ago that I could search my past Facebook posts by typing my name plus probable key words into the search bar. This has also helped me track down photos that for some reason I hadn’t saved to my iPad. The last time I did this something very different happened. I was looking for a thread in which I asked someone “are you lost?” and this happened. Excuse me? This must be a mistake. I tried it again, with slightly different search words. Friends, I am not dead. My arm hurts, my shoulder hurts, and I am homesick. But I am not dead. I am mightily sick and tired of the stupidity of AI as it degrades more and more of daily life. Imagine my surprise when I searched Instacart to see if a particular store carried muffins. Did you mean muffins, puffins? Why do you ask? Do many of your customers come looking for muffins, puffins? Are they also looking for eggs...
I have never won any elections, with the exception of somehow becoming President of the Concert Choir in 12th grade. The other two things I ran for did not go well. It is very hard to lose. I’ve been there. Today the primary election is over. It won’t be a happy day for everyone. My heart goes out to all the folks who fought the good fight, believed in something passionately, and did not see the result they had hoped for. My heart does not go out to people who fought dirty, told lies, spread rumors, encouraged the basest kind of behavior, and did all they could to poison the local discourse. You and your candidate(s) did not win. You have damaged our community in a way that will most likely live beyond the primary season. People used to use the expression, “We’re better than this!” when something troubling happened in Columbia/HoCo. Let’s be honest: clearly we are not. We are not “better than this.” We could be a whole lot better than we have shown ourselves to be. ...