Just a thought before closing out 2011--some of you may remember that I won an I-Pad in an online contest from the generous folks at Patch at the beginning of this year. It has certainly transformed my life. I use it in my teaching, at Village Board Meetings, for blogging, and when I happen to be having dinner alone at The Second Chance. But the most unexpected change in my life has come from apps. Yes, the game sort of app. I never thought I would be sucked in. Famous last words.
my husband suggested a cute little holiday app called "Santa's
Village." It is rather like "We Rule", in that you are forever building
things and making things and so on. But somehow this little thing has
taken over my life. It takes a very specific amount of time to make
each kind of toy, and if you don't come back in time to collect it,
these annoying little purple things, called Grumpkins, come in and
destroy them. And then you have to start all over.
For the first time in my life, I am prioritizing
tasks according to how long they will take. Can I start this Toy
Soldier now? It might be finished while I am asleep. Should I accept
the challenge to produce all those Rubber Duckies if I know they will
come due while I am teaching? I have even been setting timers, for
heaven's sake, to avoid missing a toy "harvest."
What is particularly disturbing about this is that I would never
do this in real life. I am a concept girl--a starter more than a
finisher. A procrastinator, a wishful thinker. More touchy-feely than
concrete sequential, if you will. What has caused this change in my
"it'll get done" philosophy of life?
Metaphor. Yes, I suspect it's because I look at this little village and see multiple worlds. For example:
Santa and his elves are trying to build a better Columbia. The
Grumpkins are the naysayers who want everything to stay the same.
Santa and his elves are the overly-abundant ruling party who are merely
displaying their power-hungry desires through land-grabs and graft. The poor, misunderstood Grumpkins can do
nothing but express their dismay over this untenable situation.
3. Santa and his elves are really big money developers. The
Grumpkins are devoted Pioneers, trying valiantly to preserve Jim Rouse's
4. Those elves are renters, dagnabbit! The North Pole just isn't the same since Santa started that affordable housing program.
Santa and his elves are doing their best to provide for people
who might otherwise be left out. The Grumpkins are disillusioned elves who think
that it's nothing more than Socialism.
6. The app was created to train CA Reps how to relate to CA Staff.
7. The entire app is a metaphor for the Howard County School Board. (Choose your own particulars.)
have promised myself that even if the app does not automatically shut
down on Christmas Day, I am going to delete it. I have too much living
in the real world to do!
Whatever holiday, religion, season, or reason--I wish you all joy, and happy times with the people you love.