As promised, a platform for Higgledy Piggledy in Howard County: We believe in having more candidates for election than residents. We oppose the foolish adherence to consistency, "the hobgoblin of little minds." We affirm the necessity of extremely long 4th of July parades during election years. We demand the right for candidates to participate boisterously in the July 4th parades, even if they may have been eliminated during the Primary election on June 24th. We stand for free exchange of ideas. We sit for discussion. We sleep during the recap. We oppose and condemn good orderly behavior if there exists a possibility for fun, exhuberant behavior. (With malice toward none.) Therefore, we urge all candidates in Howard County to consider our Higgledy Piggledy platform as the reasoned product of Higgledy Piggledy voters: not straight or narrow, but Higgledy Piggledy. "Higgledy Piggledy in the streets! Higgledy Piggledy every d*** day!" Enjoy your...
Where Columbia and Howard County Intersect