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  Giving credit where credit is due: The same people who brought you the Adult Happy Meal… …are also bring you Summer Sips Without the Spirits! Good for them.  ***** Yesterday was Trifecto’s eighth birthday and you can help them celebrate this Friday. Trifecto is the kind of place that would be my neighborhood hang out if only there were someplace affordable to live nearby. Ah, well. ***** Warning: under no circumstances should you view this house listing on YouTube if you are prone to motion sickness. I’m sharing a still shot to protect the vulnerable.  I don’t know why they didn’t spring for a movie trailer announcer with a deep bass voice and contrasting narrative type rolling over the images, too. Yikes.  “In a world where houses light up by themselves and the evening stars speed over the rooftops…” Nice looking house - - though I admit I didn’t see much because I had to switch the video off pretty quickly.  ***** In other big local news, The Stop Grace Coa...

  Straight News vs. Commentary - - discuss. Examples of straight news: Baseball team wins contest 8-3 County investigates future school sites Neighborhood leaders meet to discuss recycling initiative  Ice cream taste test brings out over five hundred participants  Commentary: The meaning of fashion trend may be more sinister than it looks Advocates for new landscaping mean to destroy natural habitats  Is Candidate Mr. X thinking about taking your extra car? Easy ways to improve your life with electricity (by BGE Exec) I found the meaning of life and it’s not equality  Can you see the difference? Please tell me that you can. I am tearing my hair out almost daily over newspapers/media outlets who blur the lines between the two and therefore mislead their readers. Here’s a recent example from the Baltimore Banner: Image from Baltimore Banner social media  Moore seeks to upstage Trump, other Democrats with holiday patriotism speech , Pamela Wood First off: Pame...

  Today’s word is “disenfranchised.” A lot of people are throwing it around lately. A lot of people don’t appear to know what it means.  The Columbia Association has not disenfranchised any villages or the people who live in them. This is what has occurred: The CA Board of Directors voted to remove three members for violating their own ethics policy. The CA Board created an enforceable ethics policy. After a thorough investigation, they enforced it. Which part of that do you disagree with? Ethics? Investigation? Enforcement? Friends, we need to talk. Something about the CA rep/Board Members that many people may not understand is that, unless they are personally motivated to be responsive to their own communities, they aren’t really required to do so. Honestly, you can’t make them. I’ve tried. When I served on the Oakland Mills Village Board our CA Rep would attend meetings, participate in discussions with the board about community issues, receive complete feedback about our c...

  Yes, I remember the celebrations for the Bicentennial. I was in high school. Yes, it felt so much better than what we are experiencing today. I’ve seen a lot of such sentiment online recently. But what I don’t remember from 1976 were all the things that I didn’t see. I was a white teenager in an upper-middle class community. I attended an integrated high school that had been integrated through busing and, in four years, there were only two Black students in my “academic” classes.  We were in the same building but were still in many ways completely separated. I knew about the Civil Rights Movement and believed in equal rights for everyone but had precious little opportunity to interact with people who didn’t look like me or live like me. I knew that some people were probably racists but had no understanding of continuing racist systems - - how racism was deeply embedded into the law, and financial systems, and even in schools.  I was raised by nice white liberals to b...

  Columbia has pools, parks, and pathways. We have concerts at the lakefront. We have a mall instead of a Main Street, community mailboxes, villages and village centers, interfaith centers, creative street signs and cul de sacs. But… We do not have these. Roundabout dogs. A roundabout dog (Swedish: rondellhund) is a form of street installation and public phenomenon that began in Sweden in autumn of 2006, when anonymous people began placing homemade dog sculptures in the center of roundabouts. I am not kidding. It is definitely a thing. Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself. Here are just a few I found during a search on Google images. This is not a contest or some sort of community sponsored activity. Roundabout dogs occurred spontaneously and appear at the whim of the public. No rules, requirements, or specifications. I’m not sure Columbia could handle anything as Free Form as that. Baltimore has its Salt Boxes.   We’re not even allowed to decorate fire hydrants. St...

  Meanwhile, back in the Adult Zone… Cured/18th & 21st is marketing a new Adult Happy Meal special. What makes it “Adult”? A Vodka Martini.  I myself do not need a Vodka Martini in order to be an adult but perhaps a Happy Meal does. I wonder if the folks with the Golden Arches have any proprietary trademark over that term? For another take on being an adult here’s this promo from Sobar Maryland outlining their Sobar Secure program. Sobar Secure® helps restaurants, bars, and venues incorporate or add adult nonalcoholic beverages to their menus while attracting a rapidly growing customer base seeking alcohol-free options. Through training, sourcing guidance, and national visibility, Sobar Secure® partners learn how to confidently serve non-alcoholic beer, wine, and cocktails while increasing guest satisfaction and beverage sales. Having watched friends try to find a decent NA beer or get a restaurant to finagle an appealing mocktail, I know that there’s a need for this. Bei...