It doesn't matter where you live, the traveling show will soon be coming to your town. If not now, then sooner rather than later. The traveling show has money to burn and the tickets are bought by people like us who think they'll never have to pay the price.
It doesn't happen here, they say.
Come one come all to gawk and stare as the ringmaster makes media statements and the ambulances pull away from the scene. Action in all three rings! You can have a front row seat. And there's always audience participation. Come early to get good seats.
New venues are always being booked. Don't worry if you missed it the last time around. It'll be back.
With love, condolences, and profound respect to the community of Roseburg, Orgeon.