Completely Ridiculous Predictions

I did not stay up late, nor did I get up early. Wild living over here! Since I am far behind my usual time window for posting, I’m just going to say the heck with it and indulge my imagination for the new year.

Village Green/Town²’s completely ridiculous 2024 HoCoLocal predictions:

There will be an enormous snow storm and absolutely no one will say that “the children should be in school.”
For the next twelve months all County expenditures will be for Elkridge.
The Merriweather District will announce the opening of Columbia’s newest Interfaith Center. There will be membership fees to join but coffee hour will be remarkable.
M4L will announce a campaign to urge parents to pull their kids out of public schools. It will be wildly unsuccessful.
Old Ellicott City Main Street will be the home of Howard County’s newest newspaper venture, which will be supported by a bar/laundromat hybrid business.
The County Council, the Board of Education, and the CA Board will establish ongoing outreach with one another in a series of Pickleball tournaments.
Howard County will become the first community in the state to allow food trucks to circulate through neighborhoods like ice cream trucks.
Cell phones will be banned from county schools and passing notes will see a huge resurgence.
In response to the local housing shortage, vacant properties in Village Centers will be sold as homes or rented as apartments. Village Green/Town² will move into the former Second Chance Saloon in Oakland Mills.
The Baltimore Sun will declare a moratorium on letters about what’s wrong with Baltimore written by residents of Howard County

Do you have any completely ridiculous 2024 HoCoLocal predictions?

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