No April fooling this year. Only dreams and fantasies.
Imagine you have woken up to the following:
- There are multiple HoCoLocal venues for hosting high school proms and a state of the art indoor performance venue
- All wrongs against Elkridge have been retroactively righted
- People who comment on the County Executive’s social media are kind and thoughtful
- Merriweather Park at Symphony Woods is completed and everyone loves it
- All of the stores at the Mall are exactly the stores that you would pick
- Public transportation can take you anywhere you want to go and it’s convenient and fun
- Schools have no more capital improvement needs
- There’s a good supply and variety of places to live
- People love their libraries and support them actively
- Ellicott City is no longer in danger of flooding
I don’t have it in me to be witty or engage in any suitable pranking today. I wonder why?
If you’d like to contribute to the list, feel free to add your suggestions in the comments.
I had a dream last night
What a lovely dream it was
I dreamed we all were alright
Happy in a land of Oz
Why did everybody laugh
When I told them my dream
I guess they all were so far
From that kind of scene
Feeling mean
- - John Sebastian, “I Had a Dream”
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