Friday, April 26, 2019
Now this is the job for me.
DPW creates a $100,000 job for outspoken critic Mark Reutter and Fern Shen for Baltimore Brew
I’ll let you read the piece and draw your own conclusions. It’s a fascinating story. I share it here today because, as the young folks say on Twitter, “career goals.”
Dear employment universe,
I am uniquely qualified to be hired as an Outspoken Critic in the $100,000 range. Additional skills and qualifications: Ardent Supporter, Bemused Observer.
Strong writing skills, persistent, consistent work ethic.
Hobbies include anecdotes, vignettes, free-form poetry and doggerel verse.
I wonder if there’s anyone in Howard County who’s hiring? It could be the opportunity of a lifetime.